I Tried Karlie Kloss’s Homemade Cookies

by Whoever Cares

I, in my long life upon this earth have never and I mean never had a cookie so dry. sand, rocks, and piles of flour could not have done what those things did to my once moist and tender throat… once I had a brother shove my face so deep in a pile of mud I saw what some would call “the light” and to me, god as my witness, the taste was more pleasant than the utter disgust of whatever oven threw up such an abomination. Karlie kloss should not be condemned entirely for her putrid ideals of political alliances. Her husband, his family, her silence or what hell she brought to the once meaningful ID magazine.  but indeed SHOULD be condemned for those cookies. 

Yours Truly...